Alias: "Wolf"

Ht: 6'1"

Wt: 225lbs.

Wolf is suspected of percussive attacks on the moral fiber of society. Intelligence reports confirm that he has publicly demonstrated wicked displays of rhythm designed to incite lewd, immoral behavior. He is a dangerous, vile man. Report sightings to local or federal authorities without hesitation.

Alias: "Rockstar"

Ht: 6'4"

Wt: 311+ lbs.

Rockstar is suspected of conspiracy against the Agency. Surveillance cameras in the Pacific northwestern U.S. and the southwestern U.S. have recorded a man, believed to be "Rockstar", using subversive low end musical weaponry to corrupt the hearts of the infirm. Report sightings to local or federal authorities without hesitation.

 

Alias: "John Wayne Elvis"

Ht: 5'11"

Wt: 150lbs.

John Wayne Elvis is suspected of audio and visual truth perversion, as well as shredding eardrums, bras, and panties. Known for flamboyant dress and uncompromising, impure beliefs, he is an unquestionable threat to the mental health of Western civilization. Report sightings to local or federal authorities without hesitation.

Alias: "LOKi"

Ht: 5'11"

Wt: 175 lbs.

LOKi is the suspected mouthpiece of this dispicable insurgent group. His ideas are both incendiary and degenerate. He is a known drug user, and has been quoted defaming the names of God and Country. Report sightings to local or federal authorities without hesitation.